cycas:

Inktober 8 : Star. 

And when this new star was seen at evening, Maedhros spoke to Maglor his brother, and he said: ‘Surely that is a Silmaril that shines now in the West?’

And Maglor answered: ‘If it be truly the Silmaril which we saw cast into the sea that rises again by the power of the Valar, then let us be glad; for its glory is seen now by many, and is yet secure from all evil.’ Then the Elves looked up, and despaired no longer; but Morgoth was filled with doubt.

sin-in-a-sweater:

manufactureyourowngender:

wetwareproblem:

spooky-holtz:

growlandpounce:

scullymosshart:

lady-fett:

eternal-nova:

joshpeck:

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?”
“I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

@phallicasfuck

If you’re still doing the character ask thing, could you do one for Thingol?

cycas:

favorite thing about them

The fact that he seems entirely happy where he is.  He went off to Valinor, came back, trekked all the way back to Beleriand, met Melian, and then basically sat down, saying ‘OK, that will do’ and apart from one defensive expedition, never moved again. 

Also, when the Noldor arrive back in middle-earth, despite the fact that Beleriand was in the process of being totally overrun with orcs, Thingol’s response was *very nearly* ‘get thee gone from my gates’ even though he knew nothing about Alqualonde at that point, so presumably had nothing to base this on other than a very severe case of ‘you kids get off my lawn.’  You have to admire that level of grumpiness, honestly. 

least favorite thing about them:

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