syrcns:

-,’ types of people ,’-

mountains: mysterious, long hair, passionate about dreams, loves nature and animals, mist, old books, ancient ruins, sharp features, mythology

deserts: dark skin, the sun, caring for others, thick hair, peaceful beings, stars at midnight, dancing to music, dimples, soft lips, loves traveling, astronomy

beaches: light hair, elegant movements, sunsets, gardening, doing your best, daydreaming, ocean waves, mermaids, freckles, making friends

forests: witchcraft, cottage in the woods, moonlight, rainy days, dreamy eyes, healing people you love, curiosity, old folklore, messy hair, writing

amimijones:

hufflepvnk:

the best part of miyazaki’s adaptation of howl’s moving castle is that it’s like,,,,book!howl propaganda. this is the howl that welsh asshole wanted u to see. the romance!!! the elegance!!!!! the soundtrack!!!!!!! no mention of the time he got ass-backwards drunk with his rugby mates bc he was scared of fighting the witch of the waste!!! perfect

The Movie is the story Howl tells his grandkids.

“I first met your grandmother one day in market chipping. She was being accosted by a pair of guards and I rescued her. We flew about the market, outwitting the Wicked Witch’s men. It was love at first sight, truly.”

Sophie, shouting from the kitchen: “HE DRUNKENLY HIT ON ME WHILE I WAS GOING TO VISIT MY SISTER. SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME TOO.”

“And there I was, bravely fighting against the imperial war machine and outwitting the Wicked Witch all at once.”

Sophie from the back: “HE WAS OUTFITTING THE KINGS ARMY WITH MAGIC BOOTS IN EXCHANGE FOR AN OBSCENE PAYOUT THAT HE WASTED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AND THE WITCH WAS A JEALOUS EX GIRLFRIEND”

Morgan: “and what happened to the witch, papa?”

Howl: “Ummm, she turned out to be good and everything ended happily!?”

Sophie: he killed her, dear. Now eat your biscuits.